Hello! In case you're wondering my interests include supernatural, sherlock, doctor who, adventure time, the whole lot. I also enjoy reading and procrastinating. I only follow back cool blogs, but if you're about to follow me, your'e PROBABLY pretty cool.

 

animperialafflicti asked
Dude no we have actual maple syrup crimes I wouldn't be offended by that. ALSO if you answer privately I can tell when you answer much more easily. I'm gonna be in San Francisco for a month this summer! So that should be fun.

Haha. Figuring out tone is hard on the Internet. dont feel bad bro I just wanted to make all well again

Anonymous asked
How do you feel about the name sven

Omg that’s so funny that you say that because MY BOYFRIEND’S NAME IS SVEN. well he’s not my boyfriend yet.

But he will be.

Oh he will be.

animperialafflicti asked
I swear I'm not trying to be super creepy but approx where do you live? I just like to know where my Internet friends are so I know timezone/nationality/etc OKAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THIS I LIVE ON THE WEST COAST OF CANADA

It’s cool. I live in nuclear fallout range of San Francisco, California. Also, while I got you here, one time there was a post about maple-syrup-related crimes, and i commented Canadians and then some chick from Canada commented and I felt bad I really wanted to apologize and im not sure if you’re the same girl, but I’m sorry. wow. heck a long ( see now you know I’m from California cause I say crap like hecka)

Anonymous asked
what's yur cup size

Anon, you pervy little thing you. THAT’S RIGHT GUYS. GET CRAZY.Um, I’m a C, but with the right bra, I could easily be, like double J. that’s how versatile my boobs are

somebody ask me a question. anything. everything. i swear i will answer.

adamusprime:

i’m going to write erotica for very shy people

“s-should i take my shirt off?”

“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”

“uh, do…you want me to?”

“well i mean…i dunno…”

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

high-functioningginger:

The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.

The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”

But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.

Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.

Chuck 5:02

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:


THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

aimeethebluebird:

cerealmonster15:

aimeethebluebird:

the show Hannibal is not the only thing with a cannibal in it

are you implying that you have consumed a cannibal in your lifetime

no im implying that anything having to do with cannibalism is not necessarily referencing the show

i like your thinking though